Everybody Gets In Free on Wednesdays!
Single Ladies, Single Men*&
All Couples!
Pay NO Daily Membership Fee after 6 pm on Wednesdays Let Paradise Help YOU Get Over the HUMP!
INCLUDING A BUBBLE PARTY!

Hump Day [hump da] Wednesday, or the hump of the week. The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating the next hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day!
~urban dictionary~

*Single men must show aanr or accredited nudist club affiliation.